Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner
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The ear is a very sensitive part of the body. Many women find men with pierced ears very attractive. They see this as a sign that he can be trusted to take good care of her. Women who have pierced ears, on the other hand, will often choose to get their ears pierced just so they can get a man.

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